bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

(via trust)

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: lunaey, via fake-mermaid)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via asian)

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

(via fake-mermaid)

baracknobama:

"sorry miss i cant do pe today because i strained my eyebrow"

(via bonus)